boyfriends are stupid.

just fartin around so i can try out my new effing scanner.
just a surprisingly accurate portrait of jordan ginsberg, a humble jew. aint no thang.

mary gaymas

christmas is okay cus i can paint silly things for people and they pretend they like it and are obligated to put it on their walls.
my mom wanted a painting for her pooproom, so she's getting THESE...

butts 2
6"x 8"
acrylic and toner on panel

butts 1
8"x 10"
acrylic and toner on panel

butts 3
3"x 4"
acrylic and toner on panel

ALSO, READ THIS TOO.

my good pal ty did an effing ted bear movie poster.

holy shit, right?!

you should definitely click RIGHT HERE to see some detail shots of this fucking rediculous thing. holy shit. for serious.

happy gaymas to you all!

xoxo and all that sappy balognaaaAAAUGH!

doodlin in the shitter

just workin on some xmas gifties, nbd.

cocks

i suck so bad at drawing naked men in showers today. (WTF?!)

so i drew this instead. it's been a while since i drew a cock with a cock. FAR TOO LONG.

snow battle

hiya, friends.

keepin myself busy and my doodlin hand active. or at least TRYING to...
just submitted this bad boy to the Star's emerging artist cover contest, cus WHY NOT, huh?

stubble

hey dudes!

sorry i have been mega absent, it's taking quite a while to get used to this whole 9-5 thing, and drawing for fun has taken a temporary backseat to sleep and being a vegetable..

BUT! here's an illustration that i've just finished for broken pencil magazine! it's for a short fiction story about a dude and the lady that loves him.

due out in jan!

just fartin around

WHOA NOW

NEWS!

when i was asked to be a part of this project by the dudes at kid icarus, i was totes excited, and it's finally here!!

CLICK THE THINGY! for more deets!

and heeeeeere's what i did. i chose april cus i like bunnies and zombies and super crazy eggs.
that's right.

also, i am on hump day wednesday of the 2nd week at my new job as an in-house illustrator at hatley. it looks a little cheeseball, but there are so many bad puns and shitty dad jokes that it is a little slice of heaven for someone like me... and i get to draw stuff for hours on end and get paid for it. so who am I to complain about THAT. you tell me...

anyhow, i'm starting to adjust to the 9-5, so i'm getting a little work done. finally...

it's a big one... whoops....

silly silly goose

i'm not quite sure why i am doing this to myself, but...

lionel

another commission for my good pal martin mcclellan and his wonderful wife.

i have done a couple pieces for him already (see HERE and HERE), and he is the bestest dude ever and stuff, etc.

this little runt's name is lionel august larsen mcclellan and he's the cutest little effer i've ever seen... i am ruined..

congratulations on your little rugrat, you two!

bare scribbles

just some doodles, nbd.

possible love interest...?

just some doodles...

memories of enemies (finally)

well you guys, i'm actually gonna show you the work that i had up that the memories of enemies steamwhistle show for the month of october, save for one painting, cus i can't get a good effing shot of the thing.... (i will never work on a 48"x48" painting again... here's the drawing anyhow... maybe one day i'll get a good shot of it)

EDIT: i was harrassed by a couple of my favourite people, so i carted this dang thing down 2 flights of stairs and photographed it outside in my smelly pyjamas...

ANYHOW, here's what i paintered:

"tag, you're it"
48"x48"
acrylic on canvas
$900

"one fish, two fish"
30"x40"
acrylic and toner on canvas
$600

"cat's cradle"
24"x36"
acrylic and toner on linen
$500

"handjob #1 (knit)"
12"x12"
acrylic and toner on canvas
$250

"handjob #2 (shuffle)"
12"x12"
acrylic and toner on canvas
$250

"handjob #3 (whittle)"
12"x12"
acrylic and toner on canvas
SOLD

"handjob #4 (bingo)"
12"x12"
acrylic and toner on canvas
$250

so if you or someone you like a lot are interested in buying any of these effing things, email meeeeeee! and stuff... etc.

beep beep boop etc.

maybe you dicks should take a peek in today's (friday) globe and mail.

just sayin...

also, i finished playin around with my favourite two colours...

yep.
it's 1:24am.
bed time methinks.

miss busy fart pants

well h'lo there.

i'm a total dick and have been too busy to type about anything that i have been doing. i've been crazy at work and meeting up with longish lostish friends and picking up oversized artwork and now getting SICK... so i'm sorry. i hope you're not mad at me. do you still want to be my friend? please?! i promise i'll be a better pal.....ahem...........anyhow...

canzine this year was great! i got a sweet spot sammidged between britt and phil. i even had a little cameo on blogTO!

thanks to all of yooz who came out and bought some stuff or looked at stuff or just gave me the plain ol' stinkeye from across the crowded room.

ONWARD!

i've got a BUNCH of stuff coming up very soon, and here's a drawing for one of them...

STAY TUNED for more stuff that my ass has gotten tangled up in.

PS- HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND SHIT!

work train, woo woo!

hey friends,

GUESS WHAT....

my new mini is done! and here it is:

i'll have "ted bear in condom capers" at canzine next sunday (the 24th) if you want to take a peek and maybe throw down a small handful of dollas for it, along with a whole new batch of "ted bear in bare season", as well as the rest of the minicomic cavalry!

also, here's hoping i will also get some tshirts printed in time...

(sneak peek)

more news very soon...

beep boop

Canzine is a-comin...

just when i thought i got my life back after the opening of memories of enemies, the thought of canzine smacked me in the face and brought me back to the ol' worktrain brain...

THANK YOU to all of you who made it out to the opening of that big ol show last wednesday. i had such a great time! there was an amazing turnout, fancy schmancy hors d'oeurves, super duper artwork, and a high five here and there. i am a big dumb face and didn't take any photos of the party, nor do i have images of 6/7 paintings i have up in the show, but i will get those together and post them in a few weeks when i have my art back... SO THERE.

so canzine... canzine canzine canzine... nice to see you again.

i am working on a short little sequel to the ted bear story... and i'll give you a sneak peek, since i'm such a nice guy...

ps- that's not a balloon.

pps- if i'm/you're lucky, i might just have a small run of tshirts to exchange with you and your hot sweaty hand munnies. (gross)

ppps- put yer excited pants on, cus i'll see your goddamn faces in a few weeks with NEW STUFFS to sell! and i'm sure you'll get peeks of the sneaky variety comin out the wazzoo all up in this piece.

pppps- apparently i am now hip/cool/ballin'. i've changed. and i'm sorry.

hand jobs

last installment of drawings for memories of enemies.

to see the finished paintings, come on out to the opening night on wednesday, or if you cant make it, it'll be open all of october.

moooooooarrr...

what can i say, i dig drawing old people hands.

12"x12"

(will be) mixed media on canvas

for memories of enemies

t-minus 5 days...

5 days to go before hanging (myself), and hopefully another 4 paintings, including this one:

12x12 for memories of enemies, which opens next wednesday!!

eff you, sickness

the last 2 days, i've gotten super behind thanks to splitting headaches that have been radiating down my neckmeats and a fever that has caused many a nap.

BUT.

i've sucked it up, taken some extra strength tylenol (hate hate hate), and gotten back at it.

here's the next installment for memories of enemies, coming up in 10 days...

this dude's gonna be a whopping (GET IT?!) 30"x40".

eff my el.

watching paint dry

that's exactly what i'm doing... so i might as well fart around on the interwebs.

just prepped my drippy 4'x4' canvas (panties helped by being an asshole):

for THESE GUYS!

you can see the finished piece in a couple weeks at memories of enemies!

COME! SEE! DRINK! PARTY! BE A PAL!

workin away...

drawings for memories of enemies!

aint no thang..

memories of enemies

hey dudes and dudettes, ladies and gents, asses and hats!
BIG NEWS!!

after lots of hard work, and then a ton of waiting, and then more hard work, and still a lot of hard work ahead, it's finally offical!!

the show is open until halloween, so come hang out please!!

more info on the steam whistle event page, and be a gem and click "attending" on the facebook event page.

COME COME COME!!

monster SEXIEST

well, it took a few days (holy smokes, not DAYS...), but this bad boy is DONE and ready to ship down to JFish in Portland for the Monsterbation show at the Pony Club Gallery!

14"x18"

mixed on canvas

the show runs from october 7th-31st, just in time for halloween, and there will be par-tays on the first night, as well as the last. so like. go to it or something if you're from around there and stuff. or don't. whatever. it's totally your call.

monster... sexier?

more progress...

this one will be 14"x18", stay tuned for the final.

monster... sex?

you heard me, baby.

just a little peek on what i'm working on this week...