mailer madness

this is about the 5th mailer attempt. i believe i am thinking too hard about this thing... but i also believe that i am finally onto something. that is, if i want to incinerate everyone over the age of 55.

i am thinking too hard about this.

sleep on it update! -- jesus, vicki. this is some serious anti-old people propaganda! moving on...

new minicomic!! (in the works)

yes! it's true! believe it or not! but... i mean, you probably should... cus like.. um....

BELIEVE IT!

remember that cute song you used to sing when you were a little kid about a magical place where melons grew? well now i'm ruining it for everyone.

(click image to see every ball hair)

i will have this bad boy drawn, printed and stapled all pretty at the erotic arts and crafts fair this feb.13th at the gladstone, so you better BE THERE... or be square.... ish

show me yours and i'll show you mine

fiddling around with my first promo of 2010.

and it begins...

2010, you're going to be a good year... i can feel it.

happy 2010!!

hey guys! sorry about the lack of me being around, but it's been a mad mad mad mad holiday.

BUT!! fear not!

i have a TON planned for the new year. i'm not working so much at my day job for a couple months, so imma be doing some serious work to get the ol' business a-flourishin'. so expect more updates, more content, more OFTEN. illustration, comics, paintings, sewing, so much on the go this year. and man, i couldnt be MORE pumped!!

AND, dont forget to check uterus parade for weekly comics by myself and my worse half britt. head over RIGHT NOW to see the remainder of this mega awkward new years comic!!

GO GO GO!!

new tapestry

so i've just sent off my piece for new tapestry.

in a nutshell, it's a series of images depicting major events happening in each week of 2009 which will be printed and put together in chronological order. i've done week 21, may 21-28.

the event? suicide of ex s.korean leader roh moo-hyun

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a3 size (16.54" x 11.69")

ballpoint and masking tape on bond paper (aka cheapville usa)

snot and weekly comics

i hate being sick.

BUT, on a lighter note, britt and i have started doing weekly comics over at uterus parade, so i think, perhaps, you should check it the heck out, woncha?

sweaters

new at the rage! doot doot doot!

sweaters + fabric markers = wicked. well, you might not think so, but that's your opinion. whatever..

each one's hand drawn and delicious on items of preloved clothing. they smell like strangers and love, i promise you.

modest mussorgsky

bubble buuble toil and trouble. emphasis on toil.

i started this sucker yesterday afternoon and was up till the wee hours of the morning, but mussorgsky is done! for THIS SHOW tonight. thank you, last minute magic.

(click painting for larger image)

modest mussorgsky

acrylic and toner on wood

16x28

$500

and, as an extra bonus, there is a print of the last supper on the back. 2 for 1!

bye bye canzine

well, what a weekend.

first of all, the wonderous phil mcandrew came to toronto from the state of new york on friday night and slept on mine and britt's couch all weekend. here he is, enjoying some strong canadian beer.

we ate so much food and made so many horrible jokes and faces, one would not have to make any more jokes and/or faces for the rest of their lives and still be average on the joke/face scale of life. i thought americans were all big fat dummies, but i guess there are exceptions. phil's not fat. or at least he hides it well.

then, holy halloween saturday. i sewed my fingies raw making a few costumes, no biggie..

and then, the whole point of this post, sunday! canzine!

i'm not sure why we look so sad about it, but really, it was awesome.

and monday, the three of us slouched real deep and drew a LOT of horrible, horrible pictures... here's one, c/o philip:

and if you really WANT to see the rest of them, which i highly caution you from doing, you can find them HERE. dont say i didnt warn you...

here's a drawing of me and britt that phil scrawled on that lazy lazy day...

SO, this weekend is going to be another busy one...

this thursday, ale diaz has a show at the NACO cafe gallery called "ubiquitous death", where she painted a shit ton of skulls, and had a bunch of peeps, including myself, screw around with some of them, so ch-check it out!

DEETS!

AND, britt, myself, and a few other pals are in a show with the wonderous friendly rich and the lollipop people for their new cd release, and there will be lots of super duper artwork all over the friggen place, and super duper music in our ears, so you should definitely come check it out this saturday at the tranzac.

MORE DEETS!

AND, me and britt again. mini comics. chapters... brampton? yeah. brampton. this sunday. BE THERE. or not, i wouldnt hold it against you if you didnt. really.

so yeah, it's been busy. and there is more to come. soon. very very soon...

ps- phil = #1. for serious.