help send vicki to SPX... and not starve in the meantime.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, boys and girls.. maybe not the children, i dont like children too much... they are loud and smelly and demanding... uh.. no. thats not right. lemme try again.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, i stand here before you, totally nude, but not really, to offer you my hand in marriage.. ok. no. wait...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, i have a treat for you! and i'll give it to you if you climb into the back of my white cube van... shit. no. ok. OK.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, i have decided it would be my best interests, both motivationally and financially, to open up a call for commissions! that's right! your favourite neighbourhood pervert will draw you a picture for money! i am trying to scrape enough dough together to head down to SPX, which would be mega great! but also, money is tight (you guys know how it is...) and i'd be nice to make some ends meet. and (yes another and), i just want to draw a bunch of stuff, and it would be cool if someone actually sort of thought my drawings were ok enough to toss me a few bucks for one. a girl can dream, cant she...?

but back to business!

for only $20 (plus $3 shipping), you can have your very own 5x7 vicki nerino original drawing! (holy smokes). you'll get an archival ink drawing on a purty sheet of 96lb bristol with my grimy little hand prints all over it. i will also throw in a postcard and a vinyl sticker! (ooooh)...

and for $50 (plus $3 shipping), i will whip up an original 5x7 painting for ya! acrylic and toner transfer on 140lb coldpress watercolour paper. i will toss in a postcard, a vinyl sticker, and a minicomic of your choice! check out UPP to see what i've got, and add a note to seller at paypal checkout, or email me. mmMMMmmmmmm stuff...

here are some examples of what you can expect if you get yourself a black and white drawing:

and if you decide you want to go with colour, i applaud you cus you rule, and they are better anyhow:

so word up. to your mother. it's hip to be square. piece to your niece. lolomgbbq. all that ish. if you want me to do some shit up, i've made it super easy for you. (thank you paypal buttons). pick your poison, friends. and dont forget to fill in what you want me to draw. if you cant fit your ridiculous request in the little box down there (that's what she said) or if you have any questions, email me! dont be afraid... i dont bite...

hard.

READY SET GO!

... and paypal me the munnies at vicki@vickinerino.com, OR just email me and i can send you a money request...

i used to have a button and it broke. and i am sad about it.