boyfriends are stupid.

just fartin around so i can try out my new effing scanner.
just a surprisingly accurate portrait of jordan ginsberg, a humble jew. aint no thang.

mary gaymas

christmas is okay cus i can paint silly things for people and they pretend they like it and are obligated to put it on their walls.
my mom wanted a painting for her pooproom, so she's getting THESE...

butts 2
6"x 8"
acrylic and toner on panel

butts 1
8"x 10"
acrylic and toner on panel

butts 3
3"x 4"
acrylic and toner on panel

ALSO, READ THIS TOO.

my good pal ty did an effing ted bear movie poster.

holy shit, right?!

you should definitely click RIGHT HERE to see some detail shots of this fucking rediculous thing. holy shit. for serious.

happy gaymas to you all!

xoxo and all that sappy balognaaaAAAUGH!

doodlin in the shitter

just workin on some xmas gifties, nbd.

cocks

i suck so bad at drawing naked men in showers today. (WTF?!)

so i drew this instead. it's been a while since i drew a cock with a cock. FAR TOO LONG.

snow battle

hiya, friends.

keepin myself busy and my doodlin hand active. or at least TRYING to...
just submitted this bad boy to the Star's emerging artist cover contest, cus WHY NOT, huh?

stubble

hey dudes!

sorry i have been mega absent, it's taking quite a while to get used to this whole 9-5 thing, and drawing for fun has taken a temporary backseat to sleep and being a vegetable..

BUT! here's an illustration that i've just finished for broken pencil magazine! it's for a short fiction story about a dude and the lady that loves him.

due out in jan!

just fartin around

WHOA NOW

NEWS!

when i was asked to be a part of this project by the dudes at kid icarus, i was totes excited, and it's finally here!!

CLICK THE THINGY! for more deets!

and heeeeeere's what i did. i chose april cus i like bunnies and zombies and super crazy eggs.
that's right.

also, i am on hump day wednesday of the 2nd week at my new job as an in-house illustrator at hatley. it looks a little cheeseball, but there are so many bad puns and shitty dad jokes that it is a little slice of heaven for someone like me... and i get to draw stuff for hours on end and get paid for it. so who am I to complain about THAT. you tell me...

anyhow, i'm starting to adjust to the 9-5, so i'm getting a little work done. finally...

it's a big one... whoops....