let's get busy!

recently, i found myself on the interweb reading about bizarre animal mating habits (if you know me at all, you dont need to ask why), and i thought to myself "myself, you should make the dirtiest sex drawings ever and put them on valentines".

so i did.

these are all facts! turtles stretch necks, tallest gets the woman, some octos have detachable dicks, porcupine males piss all over their ladies, and, well... monkeys are just gross.

(i did my research!)

you'll be able to buy these nasty suckers at the erotic arts and crafts fair on sat.feb.13th at the gladstone hotel and you'll be a hit with your sweetheart (she will hit you).

(the day before) hourly comic day 2010!!!!

so, i sort of cheated, and i did my hourlies on jan31's when it's supposed to be done feb1st. but screw off, tomorrow is totally boring.

so here you go, kiddies! a comic for every waking hour of january 31st, 2010!

CLICK FOR COMICS!

gots the mailer blues

and i persist... lets see how i feel about THIS one in the morning...

meathaus party

oh man, so like, ickilip was totally just featured on the meathaus this morning!?!? with mention of uterus parade too!?

well lop off my leg and call me peggy, that's pretty fuggin SWEET if you ask me...

mailer madness

this is about the 5th mailer attempt. i believe i am thinking too hard about this thing... but i also believe that i am finally onto something. that is, if i want to incinerate everyone over the age of 55.

i am thinking too hard about this.

sleep on it update! -- jesus, vicki. this is some serious anti-old people propaganda! moving on...

new minicomic!! (in the works)

yes! it's true! believe it or not! but... i mean, you probably should... cus like.. um....

BELIEVE IT!

remember that cute song you used to sing when you were a little kid about a magical place where melons grew? well now i'm ruining it for everyone.

(click image to see every ball hair)

i will have this bad boy drawn, printed and stapled all pretty at the erotic arts and crafts fair this feb.13th at the gladstone, so you better BE THERE... or be square.... ish

show me yours and i'll show you mine

fiddling around with my first promo of 2010.

and it begins...

2010, you're going to be a good year... i can feel it.

happy 2010!!

hey guys! sorry about the lack of me being around, but it's been a mad mad mad mad holiday.

BUT!! fear not!

i have a TON planned for the new year. i'm not working so much at my day job for a couple months, so imma be doing some serious work to get the ol' business a-flourishin'. so expect more updates, more content, more OFTEN. illustration, comics, paintings, sewing, so much on the go this year. and man, i couldnt be MORE pumped!!

AND, dont forget to check uterus parade for weekly comics by myself and my worse half britt. head over RIGHT NOW to see the remainder of this mega awkward new years comic!!

GO GO GO!!

new tapestry

so i've just sent off my piece for new tapestry.

in a nutshell, it's a series of images depicting major events happening in each week of 2009 which will be printed and put together in chronological order. i've done week 21, may 21-28.

the event? suicide of ex s.korean leader roh moo-hyun

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a3 size (16.54" x 11.69")

ballpoint and masking tape on bond paper (aka cheapville usa)